a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
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Every Character I Love: Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)
“I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than 1,000 lying whores. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it. I will not give my life for Joffrey’s murder. And I know I’ll get no justice here. So I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat.”
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yes, I’ve heard ‘women and children first’, but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace, by law, so if I let them out first… I have a lawsuit on my hands.
Charles ‘Actual-Human-Being’ Dance
I can’t fucking breathe.
I hate y’all so much 😂